Custody Battle

May 24, 2020
A Triple Layered Mega-Homage…
Canibus dropped the legendary ‘Second Round KO’
Some years later, he got smashed to bits by Battle God Dizaster…
After seeing Bristol Veteran Krazy rock some Battles, it got the ideas flowing…

My bro FakeDave sent some eerie synths and we replayed the original Bassline and added a snapping drum… I had the most fun shooting this video but… I was kicked out of home the next day,,,

So if you’re still reading this… Just know that this is the worst day of my life…


Aight, BigSmokin’Joe! You better go hard son!

I don’t think you’ll like it…

Everyone knows harder is better Son!

No I mean I don’t think YOU personally will like this…

*Touch gloves… ROUND 1

So I’m a let ya girl know the truth,
When u run outta lines,
Sniff, excuse me… She come round to mine…
For that real dope, canibus without the notepad
“You wanna hear these rhymes or what?”
No thanks…
Im a disaster in the avatar mode
You’re a sacrificial lamb, on the abattoirs throne!
Get the fuck off and take your baaas with you
Before this big bulldog spars this part shitzu
Being hard is a hard issue,
The grown ass man in me says, i can’t diss u,
If you refuse to move, I can’t miss u,
Get your chin outta the firing line quick dude.
I am fat, everybody’s Pet bum!
Still living at home with the best mum
Tread carefully with every step son,
Or go from getting fathered to being the stepson.

“You can’t say that, people will think it’s about them!”
It is about you!
“Wait! Is that my mums number?”
You wanna get nuts, let’s get nuts!
golden years shit, ain’t mum joke time,
Like, I’ll be there for her… and you!
I’m gonna teach you how to be a man….
Sit down…

From the opposite corner
Listen kid, you wanna get personal, cool!
Pocket money every week and even pick you up from school…
another round? I’m carrying this bum… make him look me in the eye while I’m marrying his mum..
Judges on the fencing parrying his lunge
En Guard, one bar then I’m grabbing me some lunch
Young man, looking like you haven’t eaten much
Wash ya hands sit down and get outta here at once!
Come back with a job and a car,
Got a, job and a car, put a stop to the bars
Big daddy homer, I’m throttling Bart!
Put the kids to sleep, share a bottle wit Marge


Shock you with a couple volts above the rest
I’ll have you doing somersaults in Somerset
I’ll be doing summer sets wit other vets,
You’ll be off your fkn head and obviously a fkn mess…
Assaulting these salty snacks,
I’m that smooth criminal with sultry raps
Take a, deep breath, give the culture back
Stop shouting and just relax…
All so aggressive and badly dressed,
Do I still rock baggy clothes? Sadly, yes…
U wear skinny Jeanes? U ain’t passed the test
You release one song and you past your best
Who strikes hardest? I don’t give a fuck
jabbing n grabbin on all these young little pups
You ain’t built for twelve rounds,
Coming up fifteen,
Ain’t nothing but actors in this scene
Who the duck asked em to spit mean
Multiple personality, get em all Split screen
You and your alter egos, all a pack o’bums
I’m the Gypsy King back from the dead, you had your fun!
Run a quarter mile in soft sand
You upstairs giving ya downstairs a soft hand
Beneath the beef, I’m a soft man…
Just releasing a beast who’s been locked down

So relax pussies, as you were…

I could be a popular star!
Deep down, you know, this is not who you are
I could be a popular star…
With high heels, lipstick and sock in ya bra…
I could be popular star
Deep down, you know this is not who you are
I could a popular star
If tiktok kikdoff,


released May 16, 2020

Dan ‘FakeDave’ Poole – Bass & Synths
Joe ‘Me’ Mooney – Beat, Formatting, Mix/Master/Raps


Shot at The School of Hardknox, Somerset UK
Jacob Dear – Shot/Co-Directed
Harry Payne – Rapper/Coach
Shawna Payne – Production Technichian


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